The Slaptail Squad
He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and unfortunately someone who wouldn't know great comedy if it bit her on her lovely backside. Together they use the podcast as their own form of stress relief along with squad members Jumanji, Nemo (comedian Mike Cotayo), and the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, as well as a rotating cast of friends of the show. When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.
Episodes
246 episodes
Probing the SiTCOM
Steven the SiTCOM Ortiz steps in to hang with the squad this week and just shoot the poop. Beaveman and Swan find out that Steven has some secrets about his friends group, about the morning show he does with his friends, and his take on drones,...
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Season 6
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Episode 229
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1:15:44
Katy needs a chit chat with the squad
On this episode, Beaveman and the Swan welcome Katy May from the band Katy Needs a Life. They jump right in with conversations about Katy's proposed pilot sitcom, true crime, and a myriad of other subjects. She isn't sure she wants to be the le...
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Season 6
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Episode 228
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1:33:56
Rollin with the Sitcom
Swan and the Beaveman hang with Fort Wayne Indiana comedian Steven the Sitcom Ortiz for a laid back conversation about comedy, life, and getting ugly in four years. Steven the Sitcom Ortiz is a full time comedian who has performed comedy th...
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Season 6
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Episode 228
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1:12:33
Turkey's among us
JD is back to hang with Beaveman and Swan. It's a typical chill conversation with the Dark Lord of Brown-town ranging from the holidays, comedy, and a new movie pick. They also introduce a new segment of the show known as, "Swan's Manic Min...
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Season 6
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Episode 227
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1:03:31
The origins of Beaveman's horniness
Beaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV? Join us...
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Season 6
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Episode 226
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1:18:34
The Dream Suck
The Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help a...
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Season 6
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Episode 225
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1:05:58
2 Rocks a Day: A Veterans Tale
The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the po...
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Season 6
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Episode 224
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1:20:46
When you just want to podcast but your only option is a cupcake
It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the g...
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Season 6
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Episode 223
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1:06:07
Spooky-ish Stories 2024
The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they eve...
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Season 6
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Episode 222
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55:39
Who's more head injured?
Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being...
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Season 6
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Episode 221
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1:09:23
We don't discuss politics on this show
We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that ...
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Season 6
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Episode 220
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1:19:09
The Swan's Descent into Anger
On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible. The ...
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Season 6
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Episode 219
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1:12:15
Slaptail, just a little gray
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhtt...
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Season 6
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Episode 218
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1:06:13
Horror pitch
Spookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medi...
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Season 6
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Episode 217
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55:10
Season 6: Guess who's back and where did the Beaveman come from?
It's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6!I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be. On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Be...
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Season 6
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Episode 216
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1:05:55
Swooshie pants episode: The Ghost Sheriff of Friant Road-A Monster's Lair Joint
On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. Yo...
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Season 5
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Episode 215
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1:08:35
The Slaptail Squad's Monster's Lair bonus content: Le Nain Rouge
It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read u...
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Season 5
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Episode 214
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1:16:56
What's my superpower? Last episode of season 5
It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? ...
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Season 5
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Episode 213
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1:18:17
Dark thoughts 1, again
Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you...
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Season 5
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Episode 212
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1:14:43
Talking dry butts with James River
The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals. Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts. JD sleeps with his windows open, GiGi has a do...
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Season 5
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Episode 211
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1:13:33
Parts, pics, and sex party planning
This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's star...
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Season 5
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Episode 210
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1:00:49
Just get a divorce!
Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode. The Beaveman wants to talk abou...
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Season 5
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Episode 209
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1:05:20
Competitive eating choices
If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefe...
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Season 5
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Episode 208
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1:12:04