The Slaptail Squad
He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and unfortunately someone who wouldn't know great comedy if it bit her on her lovely backside. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the Ricker and a rotating cast of friends of the show. When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.
Episodes
286 episodes
Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling helps the Slaptail Squad kick-off Season 7
If you would have told the Beaveman back 32 years ago that he was going to bring Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling to Grand Rapids, Michigan to screen his documentary and do a Q&A, he would have told you that you were nuts. But it is happening...
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Season 7
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Episode 257
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1:08:36
Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 2: Time Travel
Beaveman and The Doc discuss their idiotic perspectives & theories on Time Travel. Intro music by Skylar Beavers.
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51:54
Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 3: A Day In The Life
In Episode 3 the idiots discuss "a day in the life of". The Beaveman takes a shot at Doc the Seaman. Doc fires back at Private Beaveman. Intro song by Skylar Beavers.
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55:18
Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 4: Dungeons and Dragons
Doc professes his love for Dungeons & Dragons and the Beaveman offends middle-aged males everywhere who live in their parents basements and smell like cheese.
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1:17:51
Beaveman & The Doc, Episode 5: The Healthcare System
In this episode of Beaveman and The Doc the two discuss the broken healthcare system with funny takes on an industry shrouded in mystery. Or really is it just about insurance wanting more money? Listen to find out!
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1:13:21
Beaveman and the Doc, Episode 6: Random Idiocy
The Beaveman and The Doc take a journey from "goat yoga" to to minimum wage and everywhere in between. It's random idiocy at its best.
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1:15:19
Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 7: Cult Leaders
What does it take to establish a solid foundation for a sucessful cult? The idiots devise a plan to establish the Doc's divinity and reap the rewards.
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1:14:49
Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 8: Vampires Suck
In this first Halloween episode Beaveman discusses the lore of vampires while Doc drones on about religion.
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1:20:15
Why Do We Age? Thanks A Lot Adam And Eve!
You thought aging was a normal biological process? Guess we were wrong. The Beaveman and the Doc discuss dumb magazine articles and silly ideas.
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1:11:31
Laws Are Dumb, but The IRS Is Cool
There are a lot of dumb laws out there. Hope you don't break any. The last thing you would want to do is get thrown into a Georgia jail for eating fried chicken with a fork instead of your fingers. We also learned that Doc not only doesn't believe...
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1:25:07
Social Media Fibbing
The beautiful Swan joins the Beaveman on this episode and they talk about the lies we tell on social media. They don't personally tell them, they think, but maybe all of us are guilty at some point in time. They also play an excerpt of the latest ...
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1:10:35
Catching Up With An Old Friend
Beaveman catches up with his childhood friend whom he has not seen or spoken to in 27 years. They talk about D's time in the Marine Corps, his current profession and growing up. It's a really great conversation. We hope you will enjoy it and share.
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1:29:55
Horror Movie Talk
Let's talk horror movies. What makes a good horror movie? Is there a formula? The Beaveman and Skylar compare movies and Skylar talks technique.
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1:15:42
Talking comedy with certified forensic humourist GD Fenderson
It's a season six bonus episode. Season 7 is on the way. In this episode, the Beaveman and Swan welcome back self-proclaimed, certified forensic humourist GD Fenderson to talk about the business of comedy. In true Slapta...
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Season 6
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Episode 256
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1:47:43
Last episode of season 6
Every season of the podcast has to end. It always makes us sad but we know we need a bit of a break to focus on improving the podcast, other projects, and of course, getting some needed rest. On this episode, Beaveman, Swan, and Nol...
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Season 6
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Episode 255
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1:15:01
It's the end of the world again
The Swan and Beaveman welcome friend of the show Steven "the sitcom" fat-Amish-potato-no mustache growing-codependent loser, to the show to discuss the end of the world as we know it. You have three days left. The human race will blink out of e...
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Season 6
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Episode 254
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1:08:28
Hangin with comedian Jamie Shriner
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and JD welcome comedian Jamie Shriner to the show. Jamie Shriner is a Chicago based comedian. Jamie Shriner is what would happen if Bo Burnham and Jenna Marbles were cryogenical...
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Season 6
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Episode 253
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1:18:46
What's my incarceration plan?
Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about the problems with the justice system. Citing the well-known story of the West Memphis Three, the Beaveman presents a very real fear in this country: going to prison for a crime you did not commit. <...
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Season 6
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Episode 252
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1:28:58
The Force is Strong with GD Fenderson
The Squad assembles, literally, the entire squad assembles for a fun chat with guest GD Fenderson. GD Fenderson is a self-described Certified Forensic Humorist. That means he tells jokes at crime scenes and autopsies. Honestly, we don't know wh...
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Season 6
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Episode 251
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1:27:27
Your guess is as good as mine!
On this episode, the squad unites for JD's triumphant return! Beaveman, Swan, JD, and Nolan hang for a completely off the rails conversation about how to survive a murder, types of cows, how to properly say Milk, and the political idea that Gen...
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Season 6
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Episode 250
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1:20:12
It's Beaveman's Religion
The first week of May is a special time of year. It is the time of year that the Beaveman consumes even more Star Wars than he typically does. On this episode Beaveman and the Swan talk about Star Wars, and yes, there are things the Beaveman do...
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Season 6
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Episode 249
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1:05:26
GofundKate's B-hole
On this episode, the Beaveman is subjected to dealing with two scatter-brained broads who talk over him the entire episode and insist on making mouth noises. Yup, it's the Swan and the Claw Queen (that broad from the east side). Eve...
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Season 6
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Episode 248
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1:24:07
Beaveman's dreams are completely normal
Beaveman and Ricker do the podcast without anyone else joining them. Some of the squad members were concerned for Ricker, but he survived. The Beaveman presented Ricker with descriptions of some of his dreams to get his opinion on what they may...
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Season 6
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Episode 247
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57:42
Beaveman has a big heart and the Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares
Believe it or not, the Beaveman reveals how he protects his feelings to perform his job effectively and not get too emotional. We learn that Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares, metaphorically, and the Swan is all about giving the Beaveman...
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Season 6
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Episode 246
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1:11:25
The Squad chats with comedian Ron Caine
He's looking to purchase some gently used thongs ladies, and he'll pay extra if you take them off in front of him. The Beaveman? No, comedian Ron Caine. Well, that's the intro Beaveman gave him anyway. On this episode, the squad unites for a co...
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Season 6
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Episode 245
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1:22:21