The Slaptail Squad
Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster, Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today’s world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.
Episodes
338 episodes
The Cryptid March Melee
It's really not a Melee. It is a fierce one-on-one battle culminating in a take all championship of the greatest Cryptid. Melee just sounded cool. Will the Mothman, Bigfoot, El Chupa Cabra or the Yeti prevail? Eastern conference and...
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Season 7
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Episode 290
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1:31:24
That's sooooper interesting
We all know sarcasm when we see it. The squad welcomes GD Fenderson, certified forensic humorist back on the show to promote his upcoming show, "Spotlight on Insanity," April 4, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI. GD, a...
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Season 7
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Episode 289
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1:29:31
Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch
Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it. Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. T...
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Season 7
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Episode 288
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1:44:23
Spotlight on GD's insane poop
The Squad welcomes certified forensic humorist GD Fenderson, pride of Maryland and the recipient of the most coveted of...awards. The Beaveman will be joining GD for his show, "Spotlight on Insanity," at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand...
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Season 7
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Episode 287
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1:43:25
Put the taint in the tank to safeguard it from aliens
This week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he...
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Season 7
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Episode 286
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1:18:32
Tricophytons assemble to pee on a stone in a National Park
This week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of...
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Season 7
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Episode 285
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1:43:09
Family annihilating fruit bats travel through time causing Nipah virus
It's the trinity of power this week. You guessed it, Beaveman, Swan, and JD bring the idiocy and the fun this week. Swan starts us off with, "This Weeks POS," as the trial of extended family/family annihilator Paul Caneiro comes to ...
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Season 7
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Episode 284
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1:24:12
Beads, Beans, Boobs, Vampires, and Voodoo
Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer. <...
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Season 7
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Episode 283
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1:32:59
I think there's a screwworm on my Ringdocus
This week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently...
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Season 7
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Episode 282
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1:44:57
Swan's Food Aggression Disorder
On this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder.Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton...
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Season 7
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Episode 281
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1:27:54
The Nose Knows Sharks
The Squad unites this week for a fun weekly chats with our friends around the world. Steven is overly aggressive immediately which seems to rub off on the Swan. Swan brings us the crime report as written by our resource on the, "gro...
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Season 7
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Episode 280
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1:35:12
The Peanut King Defeats the Fiery Dragon
The Squad unites to share their collective idiocy with the world.The Swan brings us true crime out of Columbus, Ohio. A developing story of the tragic murder of loving parents who leave their two children behind. A suspect is in custody....
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Season 7
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Episode 279
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1:37:20
The Fiery Serpent of Pleiades lives in Beaveman's Pants
It's another great episode. Bringing comedy to the world while it burns around you. Gotta do your part to make people smile. This week Steven whines about his pathetic comedy career. Stop doing bringer shows! This isn't 1986. Pay yo...
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Season 7
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Episode 278
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1:37:40
A Parrot Walks Into an Oyster Bar in Anaheim
This week on the Slaptail Squad, the trinity of power unite! Witness the power of three as they podcast.We start off with a tragic story from, you guessed it, Florida. Just another family annihilator wannabe. Can people just take themsel...
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Season 7
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Episode 277
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1:13:49
Tiny Ticks, Tiny Parachutes, Tiny Shovels
It's the last episode of 2025! On this episode the Beaveman presents one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. The belief that Lyme Disease was created in a lab on Plum island at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. I mean, le...
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Season 7
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Episode 276
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1:26:19
Remembering the gifts Rob Reiner gave us
This week the Beaveman talks about all the fond memories he has of the life changing gifts that legendary director Rob Reiner gave to the world. The Swan shares her memories as well and they have a light hearted discussion about the...
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Season 7
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Episode 275
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1:19:06
Is that a Cotard piloting that UAP?
This week on the Slaptail Squad, Drippy Steve teaches us how to correctly identify a UAP, we learn about the developing story of young Rebecca Park, the Beaveman presents Cotard syndrome, and Swan tells some of the worst jokes they have ever he...
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Season 7
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Episode 274
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1:27:48
Dutch Alien Hands Walk the Dog
The Squad unites and welcomes the Minddog himself, Matt Nappo, to the show to hang out and join in the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. Did you know there is a medical condition where your hand can do its own thing, beyond your co...
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Season 7
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Episode 273
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1:39:45
Drippy Steve Goes to War with a Douchebag
What a fun episode. The squad gets unsolicited information from Steven about his sex life, which coincidentally, fits very well with the Beaveman's, "Not So Grand Rounds." Should it drip? An age old question. This week on extraterre...
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Season 7
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Episode 272
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1:33:53
Orbs and Lizardmen make their final stand in Thermopylae
Technical difficulties plague the squad from the get go, leading to some rather mid-quality sound from Nolan, but they power through. At least, sort of. That non-beard growing Indiana potato decides he has to make in the middle of the podcast. ...
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Season 7
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Episode 271
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1:14:51
Underwater Parrots Love Feet
The Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is ...
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Season 7
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Episode 270
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1:22:16
Alien Brave Sexual Disorders in Traffic
On this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us. Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times. (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to...
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Season 7
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Episode 269
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1:27:11
Ivy's Paranormal Beaver
The Squad unites to have a paranormal talk with Ivy Supersonic. Is it all paranormal talk. Of course not. Something odd happens. Is it just a recording error, most likely, or could it be the presence of Ivy's father throughout the i...
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Season 7
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Episode 268
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1:37:02
Small hands with drones, fencing, and bad jokes
Another fun episode as the squad unites. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz joins the squad with the latest extraterrestrial buzz. The Beaveman professes his love for little people. That guy really likes the ladies for sure. Nolan tells us about an amaz...
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Season 7
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Episode 267
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1:29:36
Eyelashes on a Moose, or a Sphere on a Haunting
Beaveman demonstrates once again that his medical topics focus on his love of women. Can that guy focus on anything else? No worries, the Swan delivers a fun story about a Moose on the loose, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz rolls in with information ...
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Season 7
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Episode 266
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1:33:24