The Slaptail Squad
He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and unfortunately someone who wouldn't know great comedy if it bit her on her lovely backside. Together they use the podcast as their own form of stress relief along with squad members Jumanji, Nemo (comedian Mike Cotayo), and the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, as well as a rotating cast of friends of the show. When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.
Episodes
236 episodes
We don't discuss politics on this show
We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that ...
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Season 6
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Episode 220
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1:19:09
The Swan's Descent into Anger
On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible. The ...
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Season 6
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Episode 219
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1:12:15
Slaptail, just a little gray
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhtt...
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Season 6
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Episode 218
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1:06:13
Horror pitch
Spookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medi...
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Season 6
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Episode 217
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55:10
Season 6: Guess who's back and where did the Beaveman come from?
It's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6!I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be. On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Be...
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Season 6
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Episode 216
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1:05:55
Swooshie pants episode: The Ghost Sheriff of Friant Road-A Monster's Lair Joint
On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. Yo...
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Season 5
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Episode 215
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1:08:35
The Slaptail Squad's Monster's Lair bonus content: Le Nain Rouge
It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read u...
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Season 5
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Episode 214
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1:16:56
What's my superpower? Last episode of season 5
It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? ...
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Season 5
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Episode 213
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1:18:17
Dark thoughts 1, again
Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you...
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Season 5
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Episode 212
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1:14:43
Talking dry butts with James River
The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals. Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts. JD sleeps with his windows open, GiGi has a do...
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Season 5
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Episode 211
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1:13:33
Parts, pics, and sex party planning
This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's star...
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Season 5
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Episode 210
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1:00:49
Just get a divorce!
Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode. The Beaveman wants to talk abou...
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Season 5
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Episode 209
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1:05:20
Competitive eating choices
If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefe...
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Season 5
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Episode 208
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1:12:04
Mom's and traffic
Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store.Once again we get to hear about what a wond...
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Season 5
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Episode 207
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1:23:39
Jaw poppin
It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron. Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just another pointless conversation about sex or lack ...
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Season 5
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Episode 205
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1:05:04
Pitching the Shart-Tank series
The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and...
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Season 5
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Episode 204
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1:06:42
Scrolling through social media
Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI? Clearly the Beaveman has the mo...
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Season 5
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Episode 203
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1:05:41
Sorry, you plan to dab what, where?
See if you can tell that AI wrote this and not the BeavemanShout out to all our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus for helping us stay on the charts there. Ever wondered where the fine ...
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Season 5
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Episode 202
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1:10:19
Silky Smooth
The Squad unites for their weekly ridiculous conversation about? Well, a variety of things. The Swan doesn't want anyone acknowledging her hotness, which is fine, since no one has and lived in the past decade. The Beaveman, Jumanji, and GiGi li...
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Season 5
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Episode 201
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1:13:41
It's the Slaptail Squad's 200th episode
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they thought they did. Oh well, they are podcasters after a...
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Season 5
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Episode 200
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1:58:40
The Squad hangs with friend of the show Derek Lee Feltner
On this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit right in with the collective crazy that is the ...
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Season 5
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Episode 199
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1:37:23
Funerals are dumb
On this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the dumb and annoying? Do you just nod and lo...
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Season 5
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Episode 198
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1:03:30
Gen X and hair in places you don't want it
On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as l...
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Season 5
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Episode 197
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1:00:23
Silly cult-like behavior
So you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me. You say you are open minded, but you push your religion on others and won't discuss religions other than y...
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Season 5
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Episode 196
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1:07:03
Clearly, Mike and Swan have ADD
The Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with something and not paying attention, or just not paying ...
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Season 5
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Episode 195
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58:26